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I'm going to try and say this as eloquently as possible...
go and get stuffed.

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Current Music: Allure - Uh Oh

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i just ate a whole roll of green apple mentos by myself.

i think i'm going to throw up.

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Current Music: nothing

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Watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show is seriously affecting my self esteem.







Pretty underwear though.

Current Mood: jealous
Current Music: Boys II Men + Mariah Carey - One Sweet Day

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Snagged from [info]deani, although I'm going to be short and sweet because I know my opinions will offend some people (ie, extremely uptight people).

Abortion?: Is it your body? If no, then you have no right to tell the owner of said body what to do with it.
Death Penalty?: I fully believe making pricks suffer in prison is the best way to achieve anything. Death penalty means easy way out, to me. Why not coop them up in jail until the guilt makes them go crazy?
Prostitution?: Stupid and unfair, yes, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to go to such measures...so prostitutes don;t really lose much respect with me.
Alcohol?: If not drunk stupidly (ie, stupid teenagers binge drinking because they think it's cool) then I'm all for it. Everything in moderation.
Marijuana?: Not for me.
Other drugs?: See above.
Gay marriage?: All for it. Why shouldn't they have the same rights as us?
Illegal immigrants?: If they are seriously fleeing from their own countries for fear of death, then I think they should be allowed in the country after thorough checks.
Drunk driving?: Who the fuck does that? Idiots, that's who.
Cloning?: If it helps with advancing cures for diseases then yay, if it's cloning for the sake of cloning then nay.
Premarital sex?: If you feel ready, go for it.
Religion?: I believe in God and all that, but not everyone has to. Whatever floats your boat :).
The war in Iraq?: Stupid and unnecesary. It's nice to "liberate" people, but how liberated are they exactly if they STILL fear for their lives everyday? There was no real reason for it except George Bush was mad that Saddam tried to kill his daddy. Don't underestimate how angry you'd be if someone tried to assasinate your parents.
Bush?: Idiot.
John Howard?: Needs to get his head out of Bush's ass long enough to get an eyebrow wax.
Downloading music?: Where would I be without it?
The legal drinking age?: 18.
Age of consent?: 18.
Porn?: Yes, please.
Suicide?: Again it all comes down to the individual person. I don't condemn it but it is truly one of the saddest things one could go through.

I'm now going to bed before my back kills me. Real entry soon!

P.S - THIS SONG IS TEH SHIT. The original was also teh shit, but this is even more teh shit. LOVE IT SO MUCH OMG I'M OBSESSED!

Current Mood: sore
Current Music: Michael Buble - Sway

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I'm feeling philosophical. Skip this post if you have a life. So no one can read it but me :P.

I couldn't sleep last night. Damn insomnia. I tried reading, I tried listening to music, but nothing. It's like I was so tired that I was unable to sleep. Plus I have this annoying heart problem, which is impossible to sleep through.

So I decided to look through this box I have on my shelf. It's like a time warp. I have letters and cards from Primary School, and 2 of my previous diaries. I was so desperate for something to do that wouldn't wake up my parents, I started reading it. Then it hit me. I used to be an annoying brat (I mean, I still am an annoying brat, but in a good way :D.)

It was the most awful feeling. I sat there, fliping through the pages, in complete and utter shock. I have changed so much in a little under 2 years, it's bloody unbelievable. I have no idea who that girl was. No idea. It's a twlight zoney feeling. Just reading some of the things I wrote in there made me grimace. If I was a complete stranger who knew nothing about my life and read that piece of crap, my exact thoughts would be "what a conceited little bitch. Shoot her, please".

What is my point exactly? I don't know. I just felt like I had to write this down somewhere. I'm just really happy to be truly me now. I have a group of friends who allow me to be whoever I want, to say and do whatever I want, and that kicks ass. Because now I can be sarcastic and no one will get mad. I can be bitchy, funny, stupid, insane, and I have the support of everyone that matters in my life.

It's a nice feeling.

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Guy Sebastian - i 4 u

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I am wearing the shortest shorts in the entire universe.
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Various quotes from my friends this week:

R: How did he get 99.5? Study or something?
M: Yeah, you should try that sometime.
R: Nah, I'll just murder him.
*turns around to the smart kid*
R: I'm going to kill you tonight.

T: I thought that if you take your foot off the accelerator, the car stops.

Me: Is that your mum?
M: *screams* Hi Mum!
T: That's a man.

K: She cried because her bouncy ball fell down the toilet.
Me: Wow. I've heard some sad things before, but that's the saddest.

Me: She got hit by a car.
D: Wow, imagine the damage to the car.
(He's not totally heartless, she only suffered a few injuries)

P: So she's lying there, in the middle of the street after being HIT BY A CAR, and Helen starts crying. Do you know what the Mcdonalds people did?
Me: No...
P: They gave Helen free water and towels, and a chair to sit on. They even wiped away her tears.
Me: What about-?
P: They left her lying on the street.
A: Wow, I should of started crying too, they would've given me a free bottle of water!

A: No, that's not the way it went! First she got hit by the car, then she rebounded off a parked car!

N: Haha, look at the you when you were young! That's such a cute picture!
Me: No, it's really not.
N: Look at that hair! You look so weird!
Me: Yeah, I had the bowl haircut.
N: That's tragic! You look so funny!
Me: Uhh...thanks?
N: I'm sorry. Stop teasing the girl.
Me: The girl is me!

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